Picture 18I have one of these (Freshette) and I couldn’t be happier.  I drink a lot of water, drink coffee, and have had two children.  This is a recipe for frequent pee-age.  I am a frequent pee-er.  What is terrible is I’m often hiking around in some kind of public space where bathrooms are unavailable for miles.  Also, it seems like just about the time that you find a private bush to squat behind, along comes a cheerful group of college age boys and their dog Killer bounding down a heretofore unseen trail right behind you.  This is not the time you want to be caught with dropped trou.

Enter “Freshette“.  A lady hiker’s best friend.  This little device effectively gives ladies a penis through which to pee.  You don’t have to take off your pants or squat.  Just dip discretely behind a bush and do yo’ thang.  Such freedom.  What a revolution.  Highly recommended.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.